Heard This Week at Our House

Me: Let's pray now.
Her: Once upon a time there a beooooiful girl. She go down slide one time. The end.
Me: I am going to thank Jesus for your imagination.
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At dinner during discussion between husband and me about current television shows.
Her: No talking. I talk.
Me: Do you want to talk with us too?
Her: Yes.
Me: What is your favorite TV show?
Her: I watch Blues Clues and a movie, the end.
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While watching Sesame Street as I folded laundry.
Her: Mom, I eating.
Me: Oh, what are you eating?
Her: My snot.
Me: Oh, honey, don't eat that.
Her: Why?
Me: Umm, it's not made for eating.