Details I Forgot About Pregnancy
Things I Forgot About:
1. I drop just about everything.
2. I can't wear clogs b/c they are too high off the ground.
3. Nothing tastes good the second time (no leftovers).
4. I sleep 9-10 hours a night.
5. I wake up really thirsty in the middle of the night-every night.
6. I have the weirdest dreams-like the other night when I dreamed I delivered early and my husband was all chummy with the OB. So much so that the OB was going to get him a sandwich at the shop across the street, but nothing for me even though I'd just given birth to our tadpole (literally, it was a small human tadpole).
How weird is THAT?
Last night I apparently had a conversation with my husband that went something like this: (keep in mind I was asleep)
Me: It's not on.
Him: What?
Me: It's not on.
Him: What's not on?
Me: But it's not ON.
Him: What's not on?
Me: The...the...shirt isn't on.
Him: What shirt?
Me: (slightly waking up and rolling over)
Him: Honey, what shirt?
Me: (Irritated) I don't know what shirt.
Oh the joys of hormones in a marriage. Next post I'll tell you about the Tamale Incident last time I was pregnant.
1. I drop just about everything.
2. I can't wear clogs b/c they are too high off the ground.
3. Nothing tastes good the second time (no leftovers).
4. I sleep 9-10 hours a night.
5. I wake up really thirsty in the middle of the night-every night.
6. I have the weirdest dreams-like the other night when I dreamed I delivered early and my husband was all chummy with the OB. So much so that the OB was going to get him a sandwich at the shop across the street, but nothing for me even though I'd just given birth to our tadpole (literally, it was a small human tadpole).
How weird is THAT?
Last night I apparently had a conversation with my husband that went something like this: (keep in mind I was asleep)
Me: It's not on.
Him: What?
Me: It's not on.
Him: What's not on?
Me: But it's not ON.
Him: What's not on?
Me: The...the...shirt isn't on.
Him: What shirt?
Me: (slightly waking up and rolling over)
Him: Honey, what shirt?
Me: (Irritated) I don't know what shirt.
Oh the joys of hormones in a marriage. Next post I'll tell you about the Tamale Incident last time I was pregnant.
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