Baby Cravings
Dialogue at 11:00am sharp.
Body: I want a burrito.
Me: What? It's only 11am, I eat lunch at 12. We always do that.
Body: I said, I WANT A BURRITO.
Me: Seriously?
Body: DO NOT DISOBEY ME. I WANT A BURRITO WITH SPANISH RICE AND FRESH LIME.
I obediently prepared the burrito and ate it.
Afterwards...
Me: Happy now?
Body: Need apple juice.
Body: I want a burrito.
Me: What? It's only 11am, I eat lunch at 12. We always do that.
Body: I said, I WANT A BURRITO.
Me: Seriously?
Body: DO NOT DISOBEY ME. I WANT A BURRITO WITH SPANISH RICE AND FRESH LIME.
I obediently prepared the burrito and ate it.
Afterwards...
Me: Happy now?
Body: Need apple juice.
Comments
I crave burritos all the time and nope, not pregnant. Burritos are a gooood thing.